18+

Motherhood Unfiltered

Kristen Toomey’s standup career began in 2008. Since then she has headlined comedy clubs all over North America and the UK. Her recent Micro Special, produced by Zanies Chicago, was well received with over 300K views. Currently, with back to back viral reels amassing 20M+ views, her follower count continues to skyrocket. Kristen's comedy style is unapologetically truthful and energetic, earning her the title of "Chicago Original" by The A.V. Club. Her debut album, "Mother. Fucker," hit #1 on iTunes, cementing her status as a force to be reckoned with. She can be seen regularly at the top clubs in New York and Chicago like The Stand, New York Comedy Club, Zanies and Laugh Factory.
Kristen has performed at numerous festivals such as the prestigious Just For Laughs in Montreal, Netflix Is A Joke Festival 2024, 312 Comedy Festival, Oddball Festival, Flyover in St. Louis and more.
She has opened for Colin Quinn, Chris Redd, Janelle James, Kyle Kinane, Natasha Leggero, Kevin Nealon, April Macie.
You can currently see her standup on Kevin Hart’s LOL! Network and Comedy In Color streaming on Peacock.

Kristen Toomey’s standup career began in 2008. Since then she has headlined comedy clubs all over North America and the UK. 

Her recent Micro Special,

produced by Zanies Chicago, was well received with over 400K views. With a few with back to back viral reels amassing 20M+ views.

She just made her talk show debut on Sherri this Fall and was honored to be host the Chicago/Midwest Emmy’s becoming the first woman to host solo! 

Kristen's comedy style is unapologetically truthful and energetic, earning her the title of "Chicago Original" by The A.V. Club and “Best Comedian in Chicago” two years in a row by the Comedy Gazelle. 

Her debut album, "Mother. Fucker," hit #1 on iTunes, cementing her status as a force to be reckoned with. 

She can be seen regularly at the top clubs in New York and Chicago like The Stand, New York Comedy Club, Zanies and Laugh Factory. 

Kristen has performed at numerous festivals such as the prestigious  Just For Laughs in Montreal, SXSWNetflix Is A Joke Festival 2024, 312 Comedy Festival, Oddball Festival, Flyover in St. Louis, iO Fest in Chicago, High Plains Festival in Denver, Columbus Comedy Fest and more. 

She has opened for Colin Quinn, Tom Green, Chris Redd, Janelle James, Kyle Kinane, Natasha Leggero, Kevin Nealon, April Macie. 

You can currently see her standup here: Her new special Shriller on all Comedy Dynamics platforms, her Don’t Tell Comedy Special (on Youtube), Kevin Hart’s LOL! Network and Comedy In Color streaming on Peacock. 


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    05/10/2026 7:00 PM

    Door Time: 6:00 PM

    Other Showtimes

    Motherhood is messy - and that’s what makes it funny.
    Join us for a special stand-up comedy showcase featuring Kristen Toomey, Kellye Howard, Eunji Kim, and Mo Good - bringing honest, hilarious takes on motherhood, family life, and everything in between.

    Perfect for moms, friends, and anyone who knows raising humans is no joke.

    This show is 21+. All persons attending this show are required to show a valid government ID.
    All Sales are Final. We do not allow refunds, exchanges, transfers, or 3rd party tickets.
    The original ticket holder must be present to gain access to our club, and their name on their ID must match the name on their tickets.
    If you are purchasing tickets as a present for someone else, please purchase a gift card instead.
    Check in at the Box Office at least 30 minutes before show.
    Kristen Toomey’s standup career began in 2008. Since then she has headlined comedy clubs all over North America and the UK. Her recent Micro Special, produced by Zanies Chicago, was well received with over 300K views. Currently, with back to back viral reels amassing 20M+ views, her follower count continues to skyrocket. Kristen's comedy style is unapologetically truthful and energetic, earning her the title of "Chicago Original" by The A.V. Club. Her debut album, "Mother. Fucker," hit #1 on iTunes, cementing her status as a force to be reckoned with. She can be seen regularly at the top clubs in New York and Chicago like The Stand, New York Comedy Club, Zanies and Laugh Factory.
    Kristen has performed at numerous festivals such as the prestigious Just For Laughs in Montreal, Netflix Is A Joke Festival 2024, 312 Comedy Festival, Oddball Festival, Flyover in St. Louis and more.
    She has opened for Colin Quinn, Chris Redd, Janelle James, Kyle Kinane, Natasha Leggero, Kevin Nealon, April Macie.
    You can currently see her standup on Kevin Hart’s LOL! Network and Comedy In Color streaming on Peacock.

    Kristen Toomey’s standup career began in 2008. Since then she has headlined comedy clubs all over North America and the UK. 

    Her recent Micro Special,

    produced by Zanies Chicago, was well received with over 400K views. With a few with back to back viral reels amassing 20M+ views.

    She just made her talk show debut on Sherri this Fall and was honored to be host the Chicago/Midwest Emmy’s becoming the first woman to host solo! 

    Kristen's comedy style is unapologetically truthful and energetic, earning her the title of "Chicago Original" by The A.V. Club and “Best Comedian in Chicago” two years in a row by the Comedy Gazelle. 

    Her debut album, "Mother. Fucker," hit #1 on iTunes, cementing her status as a force to be reckoned with. 

    She can be seen regularly at the top clubs in New York and Chicago like The Stand, New York Comedy Club, Zanies and Laugh Factory. 

    Kristen has performed at numerous festivals such as the prestigious  Just For Laughs in Montreal, SXSWNetflix Is A Joke Festival 2024, 312 Comedy Festival, Oddball Festival, Flyover in St. Louis, iO Fest in Chicago, High Plains Festival in Denver, Columbus Comedy Fest and more. 

    She has opened for Colin Quinn, Tom Green, Chris Redd, Janelle James, Kyle Kinane, Natasha Leggero, Kevin Nealon, April Macie. 

    You can currently see her standup here: Her new special Shriller on all Comedy Dynamics platforms, her Don’t Tell Comedy Special (on Youtube), Kevin Hart’s LOL! Network and Comedy In Color streaming on Peacock. 


    All Shows are 21+ unless otherwise specified.


    • All Sales are Final. We do not allow refunds or exchanges unless the show is canceled or rescheduled.

  • Ticket Protection is an optional insurance that allows you to cancel your order up to 24 hours before showtime and receive a venue credit for a future event. The credit will be equal to the purchase price minus the protection fee*.

  • By upgrading your purchase, you are choosing to protect all of your tickets. Comedy Vault Ticket Protection is a per-ticket purchase and applies individually to each ticket in your cart.

  • *Please Note: All cancellation requests must be sent to protection.comedyvault@gmail.com. Cancellation requests received via phone, chat, or less than 24 hours before showtime will not be accepted.


  • We require a two-item minimum per person in the showroom. This can be met with any food or drink items from our menu.


    Please call our box office or email us at comedyvaultbatavia@gmail.com for more information. We encourage all patrons with disabilities to contact us so we can make appropriate accommodations.



    Still have questions? Visit our FAQ page!